Friday, July 27, 2012

If she doesn't scare you no evil thing will

There were a lot of things in the Olympic Opening Ceremony I did not expect.

The woman who brought terror to my nightmares for years was one of those things.

I am legitimately scared of this woman.  I'm hiding under the bed shaking.

I live in a house

And when it rains I collect it

Using any and all containers I can find

I feel like a hippie

Second Languages

One is not a translation of the other.
Crossfitglish and swimglish

Thursday, July 26, 2012

I'm changing up my fitness plan. More swimming. Some tradeoffs.

Cross Fit = Alway bruised

Swimming = Always smell a little like chlorine

Tuesday, July 24, 2012

I live in a house

And I wonder what the neighbors think

Monday, July 23, 2012

I live in a house

And I weed at night

Friday, July 20, 2012

I live in a house

And I made dinner in it without burning it down